o
What?
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Ungar
died. Ungar………….Felix.
o
Tony
Randall?
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Jack
Lemon.
o
Oh.
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The
only man in the world with clenched hair.
o
Put
coasters under the coasters, checked for spiders’ muddy footprints on the bathroom
floor………..
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Yeah.
o
You’re
like Ungar yourself, you know.
·
What?
o
Neurotic.
Only person I’ve ever met who avoids sleeping on his side so one kidney wouldn’t be
over-worked.
·
That
only happened once.
o
And
you wash money.
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Yeah,
well a recent study concluded that there are 138 harmful bacteria on an average
two cent coin.
o
Like
I said.
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By
an odd coincidence, you’re not too far from Osca r either ………….. not exactly
mouldy, but fermenting. That pair of trousers you took off last Friday is still
standing outside your bedroom door; Cecily ran screaming out of the house when
she came upon it yesterday. It took half an hour to settle her.
o
Cecily’s
scared of her shadow.
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Well
they left together yesterday.
