Thursday, June 8, 2023

A Conundrum of Physics

 

What is the law that states:

a particular quantity of liquid

is available for spillage from a glass

without changing the quantity

that remains within the glass.


We’re in Slattery’s front lounge;

it’s packed, a lively Friday-night crowd;

a small lady, slightly tipsy, more than actually,

is having another glass of red wine,

and in the act of bringing it to her mouth

sends a curtain of it around the room

catching everyone at chest height

with, what I would consider, a generous

portion of her drink.


Genteel-mannered all around;

“not at all, not at all, it's only a drop of wine”

“Aw this blouse, I was never fond of it anyway”;

she drinks on

totally oblivious to the cacophony of jangling nerves.

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